I had to write a minimum of four poems for English at school. I'm not a natural poet...don't make fun of me.
This is what I came up with:
[glow=yellow,2,300]McDonalds[/glow]
I’m sitting here in my booth,
Eating my McGriddle.
And drinking my orange juice
An old guy is sitting over there reading the morning paper
Out of the corner of my eye I see him looking at me
The reason why to me is quite a caper.
I move on to my pancakes
And I notice they forgot to give me the syrup!
I tell the cashier that her quality service record is at stake.
As I sit back down, I gaze out into the parking lot and see plates
On all different cars
From all different states.
That old guy is starting to creep me out.
Maybe I’ll try staring back at him.
But if he doesn’t stop at that I’m going to pout.
Three little kids run by me to the Play Place
Tearing off their shoes and socks as they go.
Smiles from ear to ear on their face.
I stood up to give that old man a piece of my mind.
I am walking over to him and pointing my finger at him.
I hear a snicker; someone is laughing at me from behind.
‘Why?’ I thought. Alas, I find I have egg on my face.
And when I stood up
I spilled my orange juice all over the place.
I got an A on the project, anyway.